Here's a face that just doesn't give a fuck
Paul Maholm sucks, but we put up with him because as a baby he decided to eat his peas using his left hand. The fact is Sveum could trot just about anybody with a left arm and a rudimentary understanding of organized sports out to the mound every 5th day and get roughly the same outing you're going to get from a Paul Maholm. Sveum chooses to use him because he's cheap, and because he enjoys being employed. But if ol' Moleface gave as few fucks about managing as Paul Maholm gives about keeping his pitches down, there are any number of alternatives we could see week in and week out. For example...
...Bart Simpson...
Seen here throwing a nasty Christmas palmball
...The late president James A. Garfield...
You just learned something
...Tim fucking Tebow...
With a little "help" of course!
...and this dog.
HE'S A SOUTHPAW! A SOUTHPAW! HA HA!
But seriously, go Cubs.
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