Cubs Jeopardy! Episode One

Since this is a "for-the-sake-of-fuck" blog as it is, I've decided to do whatever I damn well please with it. With that in mind I'd like to introduce Cubs Jeopardy (working title). Here's how it works. Every 'however-the-fuck-many-I-feel-like' days I'm going to introduce a Jeopardy!-style category with 5 accompanying clues. If you feel like answering them (which would of course require you to be reading this, which automatically counts you out) then you can do so in the comments for a chance to win cool Cubs prizes like autographs, jerseys and of course I'M

ABSOLUTELY KIDDING THERE WILL BE NO PRIZES. 

Other than the priceless reward of increased sense of self-worth, of course.

WARNING: YOUR SELF-WORTH WILL NOT INCREASE EITHER

But, if nothing else (AND THERE IS NOTHING ELSE), I'll certainly have a great deal of respect for you. Let's get to it then! Today's category is:

You'll note that the "Fun" is in quotes. As in Fun Facts. You'll also note that I'm noting this in an attempt to capture Alex Trebek's unrelenting smugness. Here are the clues.

For 200 Fucks, the Answer is: 

For 400 Fucks, the Answer is:

For 600 Fucks, the Answer is:

For 800 Fucks, the Answer is:

And for the vaunted 1000 Fucks, the Answer is: 

Careful...

There you have it. Post in the comments now if you're man enough, or follow the jump for the solutions (coward). 

200 Fucks: What is the "Orphans"

400 Fucks: Who is "Albert Spalding"

600 Fucks: What is "Knight"

800 Fucks: Who is "Derrek Lee"

1000 Fucks: What is "Missed (Sorely)"