Ryan Dempster officially to the DL

After suffering from chronic leg explosions, Ryan Dempster has been placed on the DL to make room for Cubs person Tony Campana, whom I know nothing about but will totally research in a second because I care about the prestige of this blog. While I'm doing that, take a moment to realize that without Dempster the Cubs' team ERA just went from 5.13 up to almost 6.00 (5.90 to be exact. Because I keep it exact UP IN THIS CUBS BLOG). Did it sink in? Now, I would normally say PANIC BECAUSE OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED:

But this year is a wash anyway. Get healthy Dempster, last place will be waiting safely for you when you return. Now to learn about Tony Campana. I guess he looks like this:

Also, his name is Tony if you forgot

That'll have to suffice for now.