Well smack my face. Paul Maholm stepped it up. Figures, I waste all this energy putting forth a wave of hate at him in an attempt to establish some kind of an identity for the blog and the bastard goes and puts together a great start. Here's the line:
6.0 IP, 4 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 3 BB, 5 K
Asshole.
I can't really provide a review today because after Pauly gave up that first run in the opening inning I decided a nap would be a better use of my time. Lesson learned. In the meantime: ma-halo, Maholm. I suggest you keep up the good work because I really enjoy hating you so if this doesn't last all season you can BET your ASS that I will be ALL UP ON YOUR STUFF and junk, and you aren't going to LIKE IT!
Because nobody likes a cyber bully.
*By the way: I don't want to get anybody too excited this early in the season, but Starlin Castro notched 2 more errors today and is on pace for 76 this year, which hasn't happened since your great-great-grandmother was alive. And probably hot, too. REACH FOR THE STARS KIDDO!
*By the way: I don't want to get anybody too excited this early in the season, but Starlin Castro notched 2 more errors today and is on pace for 76 this year, which hasn't happened since your great-great-grandmother was alive. And probably hot, too. REACH FOR THE STARS KIDDO!
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